important announcement: theres a goose who raises her babies outside of a law school and the students named her ruth bader gooseburg
I think RBG would be fine with this.
Anonymous asked:
hello! i noticed you posted a bitmoji on instagram, and i was wondering if you would be willing to share your snapchat? :)
I never had one. And I shall not now have one either.
bowtothepal asked:
Hello Simon(e),
You may have been asked this before but I didn't see it in the faq. You've had the very unique experience of living through many different ages, cultures, and language evolutions. That being said I was wondering if there was any particular turn of phrase that you came across that isn't used today/doesn't have a modern equivalent but you personally feel should make a come back? I know I sent an ask a few years back and I'll be mortified if I'm asking you the exact same question, if that is the case please don't feel obligated to respond as I clearly learned nothing the first time. Otherwise hope you're well.
See my tag Simon teaches old words
Anonymous asked:
Hi Simon,
I just wanted to say hi and see how you've been feeling and how Bo is?
Thank you
Bo walks almost normal again, though he cannot easily do stairs and allows me to carry him around like a football
Anonymous asked:
Hi Simon,
I've been listening to a man named Nathan Reynolds (yes Reynolds wrap family) talk about the London Bride being moved to Lake Havasu. Nathan is saying this is for ritual purposes. That people especially children have been ritually sacrificed and buried within the bridge. In this area and places like Colorado Springs a lot of occult rituals and military training happen. That there is genetic tampering as well as bloodline shape shifters that are either of a lycanthropic or vampiric nature.
I'm wondering if this has possibly been a part of your experience? As in genetic modification and possible clandestine operations pertaining to something akin to project pegasus or Montauk.
Thank you
Complete nonsense. The bridge in lake Havasu is not the original bridge. It was built much later. My bridge was dismantled to put it in place.
There were no such “sacrifices”
The ancient Roman bridge may have had foundations with such nonsense, as the bridge was planted within ancient Londinium. Population goes back to the Neolithic.
Rich people frequently lose touch with reality.
Anonymous asked:
Hey it's been awhile, I think I called myself grief anon? Well I'm not dead
I'm actually doing better
I got into a prestigious art college, I have a job I love with friends I enjoy, I got my first raise, I got in contact with my family in Texas, I'm trans now (he/him) and I'm on better meds. I'm doing better, and i wanted to tell you cuz I remember that the last time i sent an ask was a rough time, and it's not perfect, but I'm okay and I'm happy.
And what did I tell you?
Give it time and it does change, as all things do. Continue to make space for that grief, because it will hit you when you are least expecting it. And that is alright.
You’re still alive. You’re the standard bearer now. You’ll do fine. Just keep going and aiming for better.
l-resonant-l asked:
The worst shoe
Surely that’s unfinished in some way? Helps bells I should go back to cobbling. I’d be better than that, though out of practice.looks like they fell asleep half way through
Everyone…I promise you the debate will not and does not matter. Stop running around as if your hair were on fire. I promise
If you’ve ever wondered about the stereotype of a medieval town cryer who is drunk? Perhaps stumbling about?
The town cryer was also called the wine cryer.
He was the wine vintage inspector at any tavern, which were wine houses. Wine was regulated heavily.
Anonymous asked:
My bad
Mistere Du Seige D'Orleans.
Or some such title
simonalkenmayer answered:
Are you talking about the false Jeanne? That entire situation was bizarre. It wasn’t her, but looked damn like her.. it was not her.  I saw them both The false Joan also had a very different wave behaving. she was far more crass and outspoken, while the real Joan was purposeful and soft-spoken. Different voices too.
Guilles was simply a madman.
@simonalkenmayer The show was talking about a play that Guilles would put on repeatedly. That after every play, he order brand new outfits for the next one. It also stated he sold a lot of land to fund this play (which they were claiming in this show at least) seemed to be a type of homage or occult ritual to Joan.
I mean, it was a pretty low budget occult documentary, and that says a lot lol.
It just seemed kinda weird because from my understanding, Guilles acted like Joan's friend, then let her get burned alive, only to pay tribute to her repeatedly in this weird play. Do you know what I'm talking about?
The false Jeanne. That must've been strange. I'd like to hear about that too. There seem to be a lot of imposters in the world, but if you're sensitive enough, you can tell the difference.
Play? No. Ritual yes. He had a false alchemist and I got in the way of his contouring.
He infuriated me. The whole group. It’s in my story
Today is an historic day. I’ve seen many. Guilty on all 34 counts.
Now let’s watch his behavior spiral
